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Hey, Pheebs. I'm having dinner with my dad tomorrow night. 菲比 明晚我要跟我爸一起吃饭

Do you wanna come? 你要来吗 Sure, yeah. He's kind of sexy. 好啊 他挺性感的 Oh, no, I'll be there too. 不 我也会去 Okay. So we'll come up with some kind of signal. 行 那么我们得想个暗号 If it's going well, you can take off. 如果一切进行顺利 你可以离开 No, I just need you there for support. 不 我是要你过去陪我

I haven't told him that I'm pregnant yet. 我还没有告诉他我怀孕了 Oh. Why not? 为什么 Because I know he's gonna flip out, 因为我知道他会气炸了 and I hate it when he's angry. 我讨厌他生气的样子 Rachel, this is all so "Papa Don't Preach." 瑞秋 这跟《爸爸别说教》如出一辙 No, Phoebe, wait. He's a scary guy. 不 菲比 等一下 他非常严厉

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I mean, one time he caught me smoking. 有次他抓到我抽烟

He said if he ever saw me doing that again,

他说如果他再看到我抽烟

he'd make me eat the entire pack. 他就逼我把一整包烟吃掉

Wow. Well, I will be there. 那我一定得去

Gosh, I'm not gonna let that man make you eat your baby! 天啊 我不会让那个男人逼你把宝宝吃掉

Hey, who is that guy? I think I know him. 那个家伙是谁 我想我认识他 No, you don't. No, you don't. 才怪 你怎么会认识

Oh, my God! 天啊

Monica, he's the stripper from your bachelorette party! 莫妮卡 他是你单身女郎派对上的脱衣舞男

Her what? 什么

Your secret bachelorette party. 你的秘密单身女郎派对

You had a bachelorette party? 你办了单身女郎派对

She untied his Gstring with her teeth. 她用牙解开了他的丁字裤

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Somebody stop me! 谁快让我住嘴

I thought we weren't having bachelor, bachelorette parties.

我们不是说好不办单身汉或单身女郎派对吗

We agreed that it's a silly tradition. 我们都觉得这个传统很愚蠢

It's a grand tradition! 那个传统棒极了

I'm sorry. They surprised me.

抱歉 她们给了我一个大惊喜

There was nothing I could do. 我真的没有办法

Well, you could've untied it with your hands. 你可以用手解嘛

This is so unfair. 这太不公平了

The one thing I wanted was to throw my best friend a bachelor party... 我非常想帮我最好的朋友办单身汉派对

...but I wasn't allowed to. 却不能那么做

All we got was a stupid steak dinner. 我们只能一起去吃牛排

You went home with the waitress. 女服务生跟你回家睡了

Yeah, that was a pretty good night. 对 那一晚真的很美妙

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I can't believe you didn't tell me. 我不敢相信你没有告诉我

You know that the two pillars of marriage

你知道婚姻的两大支柱

are openness and honesty. 是公开跟诚实

I knew giving you that book 我就知道送你那本书

was gonna come back and bite me in the ass. 总有一天我自己会遭报应

Friends S08E08 The One With The Stripper

《老友记》 第八季 第8集 脱衣舞娘

How about I order everyone the Moroccan chicken? 我帮大家点摩洛哥鸡肉怎么样

Oh, I don't eat meat. 我不吃肉

It's chicken! 那是鸡肉

I don't eat that either.

那个我也不吃

I never understand you lesbians. 我一直都搞不懂你们女同志

So, baby, tell me, what's new with you? 宝贝 告诉我 你最近怎么样

Well, actually... 事实上...

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Your '74 Lafite, sir. 您的74年拉费红酒 先生

'74? 74年

I ordered the '75. That's a magnificent wine. 我点的是75年的 那一年的酒味道醇美

The '74 is sewage! 74年的酒烂透了

Why would you bring me sewage? 你为什么要给我上那么烂的酒

Is that a hard question? 这个问题很难吗

Are you an idiot? Is that why you're a waiter? 你是白痴吗 所以你才会来当服务生

This is why I told the manager i wouldn't wait on you tonight. 这就是我告诉经理今晚不想为你服务的原因

Oh, come on. Don't be such a baby. 少来了 别那么幼稚

In case you didn't notice, that is a scary man. 你应该注意到了他真的很吓人

He's right, though. The '74 is absolute piss. 但他说得对 74年的酒真的很难喝

This was such a huge mistake. 这是个天大的错误 菲比

I can't tell him, Phoebe. I can't. I can't. I can't. 我不敢告诉他 菲比 我做不到

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Rachel... No, it's okay. This is what's gonna happen. 瑞秋... 没事 这样吧

I'm gonna wait a couple of years, 我再等上几年 and then the baby will tell him. 然后宝宝会告诉他

Why? So he can get mad at the baby? 怎么 让他拿宝宝撒气吗

Hey, that is the baby's problem. 那就是宝宝要解决的问题了

Everything okay with the waiter? 服务生没问题吧

I have no idea. I went to the bathroom. 我不知道 我去了洗手间

So, sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is new with you. 甜心 你刚才准备告诉我你的近况

I got TiVo. 我有了

What's TiVo? It's slang for "pregnant." 什么是有了 就是怀孕的意思

Phoebe. 菲比

Are you really pregnant? 你真的怀孕了吗 Well, yes and no. 对也不对

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Except, not no. 但"不对"是不对的答案

So to sum it up, yeah. 总而言之 对

Who is the father? 孩子的爸爸是谁

Oh, no. Please don't tell me it's her. 不 拜托 别告诉就是她

No, it's Ross. It's Ross. You like Ross. 不 是罗斯 你喜欢罗斯

Daddy, I hope you're okay with all of this. 爸爸 我希望你能接受这件事

Think about it. This is a good thing. 想一想 这是件好事

This is your first grandchild! 这是你第一个外孙

You're gonna be a poppy! 你要当外公了 That's true. I'm a poppy! 没错 我要当外公了

I'm gonna be a poppy! 我要当外公了

So when is the wedding? The who? 婚礼什么时候举行 谁的婚礼

The wedding. There's going to be a wedding. 婚礼 你们得举行婚礼

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Young lady, don't you sit there and tell me 小姑娘 你休想坐在那里告诉我

my first grandchild is gonna be a bastard! 我的第一个外孙会是个私生子

Rachel Karen Green, tell me there is gonna be a wedding! 瑞秋·凯伦·格林 告诉我你们会举行婚礼

February 2nd! 二月二日举行

It was really cool seeing you lecture today. 今天去看你上课感觉很棒

Thanks. Although it kind of seemed like 谢谢 虽然我觉得你看起来

you were falling asleep there a little. 像是睡着了 No, no, I had my eyes closed 不 我闭上眼睛

so I could concentrate and, you know, take it all in. 是为了专心听讲 好好消化吸收

Yeah, a lot of my students do that. 我很多学生都会那么做

I've got to get going. Okay, I'll see you tonight? 我得走了 今晚见

Yeah, okay. Bye. 好 再见

Thanks for showing me your semipreciousstone collection. 谢谢你让我参观你收集的半宝石

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It's amazing. 真的很棒

My God, you must be good in bed. 天啊 你的床上功夫一定很厉害

So you and Mona, it's been a while now. How's it going? 你跟蒙娜交往了一阵子 情况如何

It's good. It's going good. 很不错

I mean, we get along great. She's so... 我们处得很好 她很...

Hot? I was gonna say sweet, but yeah! 辣 我本来说很温柔 但你答对了

She's okay with Rachel and the baby? 她能接受瑞秋和宝宝的事吗

I haven't actually told her yet. 我还没有告诉她

I don't wanna scare her off, you know? 我不想吓跑她

You have to be honest with her. 你得老实说

Otherwise, you may think you're going down the same path... 不然的话 你以为你们的方向一致

...but you're really going down different ones. 事实上你们走上了不同的道路

I'm gonna take that book and I'm gonna beat you to death with it. 我要把那本书抢过来 拿它把你打死

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Oh, my God, you are gonna love me so much. 天啊 你一定会爱死我的

I felt bad about the bachelorette party thing...

关于单身女郎派对的事 我真的很过意不去

...so tonight you're gonna have a bachelor party. 所以今晚你要办单身汉派对

What? 什么

I got this number from this guy at work 我在餐厅的同事给了我一个电话号码

and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. 我雇了一个脱衣舞娘来跳舞给你看

Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what? 我可以进太太名人堂了吧

Honey, that's crazy. I don't want a stripper. 亲爱的 这太疯狂了 我不要脱衣舞娘

Will you let the lady talk? 你能让她说完吗

Come on, it'll be fun.

来吧 一定会很好玩的

It'll make me feel so much better. 这样会让我觉得好过一点

Look, I appreciate it, but it's a little creepy. 听着 我很感激 但这样有点奇怪

I'm not a bachelor anymore. 我已经不是单身汉了

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